Creative Retreat Enthusiast Pillows

"Shall I buy you a manual typewriter and break your legs?"

A Good Batch.

'Oh, rustic used to mean 'no indoor plumbing', but now it means, 'No computers'!'

'It's great to get back to the simple life'

Scurile travels

"I'm going on a retreat."

"Of course I have a little weekend shell in the country..."

"Ernie's full service salon and day spa."

The Oaks: Breakfast And Back To Bed.

"That's it sorted then - this year we'll spend a fortnight in the spare bedroom."

Judgment Day is coming next Monday. Repent. Now, hold on. How can I believe you when so many dire prophecies haven't come true? I sealed myself in a shelter twice in the late '60s, hid in the Appalachian Mountains a decade later. A huge bunching of Judgment Day visions in the late '80s led me to simply get a time share in the Colorado mountains … Getting out of town doesn't spare you Judgment Day. I don't think. Lemme double-check the clues in Marmaduke. Mostly I needed an excuse to get away. Th

'You know, if we had a bed and breakfast, we could use it ourselves!'

Welcome to the Hothouse Writer's Colony.

'Today's Presentation: God's Miracles.'

"No thanks, I need time away from madness."

'We want the garden to be stamped with my husband's personality.'

He did special exercises to stay calm during his evaluation.

Spring Training

'What's the night life-like?

Septic Fields Forever.

Pray it Don't Spry it.

"I moved out here for peace and quiet, but now I keep talking to myself."

Go away

'Mother, are you sure your marijuana use is purely medicinal?'

Ocean sounds $1.00

A rest by the way

A*se End of Nowhere POPULATION: YOU

No caption. (Painter looks at mountain scenery but paints a cityscape.)

"Can I see your license Sir?"

Glad we moved out of the City

"We can't blame the travel agent, you asked for somewhere quiet and away fro it all."

No I haven't finished sulking yet!

'I thought you'd be calling me sooner or later.'

"With the help of workaholics anonymous, I was able to quit my job and take my life back."

That's our vacation home.