Garden Retreat Enthusiast Prints

No I haven't finished sulking yet!

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

Palms. When fully grown that species will provide some nice shade in your your yard. Fronds with benefits.

Garden Goddess.

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

Bee flying to another flower.

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

A gardener sowing flower seeds - and a cat sowing bird seed.

Cats and gardens.

'Tut! Men and their sheds, eh?'

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

Lawnmower

The Fall of Gnome

Man with raked leaves on wall plaques.

"I think I picked the wrong spot to plant that apple tree."

'Wait, this isn't Monet's garden, it's Mondrian's.'

Et in Arcadia Ego

"The parasol certainly paid for itself this summer."

'Do you mind!!?'

"Shall I buy you a manual typewriter and break your legs?"

Ecology

'Remember, we're planting a tree, not burying a bone.'

'So, how much to remove this ugly old tree? $1750. It's not THAT ugly.'

"When I heard they legalized weeds, I wanted to be first on the block to let my lawn go."

"Don't worry, it's not rabies: It's normal for me to foam at the mouth..."

"Who wants to live in a Garden Centre?"

"Sometimes Bob just needs a little motivation to get things done around here!"

The moles have adapted to the winter weather.

'Al's Lawn Care Service: There's no crabgrass too crabby for us!'

Domestic Cats.

'Dog got your clog?'

"That's it sorted then - this year we'll spend a fortnight in the spare bedroom."

"It's too late to put your foot down. He's in love."

"I've just got this thing about hanging baskets"

"We're going to need a bigger rake."