Garden Enthusiast Prints

Talk to your plants. But if you really want results, bring in a motivational speaker.

Flower steals water during a drought.

"Sometimes Bob just needs a little motivation to get things done around here!"

'So, how much to remove this ugly old tree? $1750. It's not THAT ugly.'

'My husband ordered this huge bag of dirt, but, as usual, he's nowhere to be found when they deliver it!'

Annuals - Perennials - Eternals

'A loader/backhoe - what a great retirement gift!'

'Robert, you promised! Not another hedge against inflation!'

Garden Goddess.

"He`s quite an old cat but he still enjoys getting out and about in the garden."

Our little mole problem is getting worse.

Ernie got up on the wrong side of the garden bed again.

"Mom, ca I rest for a while? I'm having labor pains!"

'Do you mind!!?'

The moles have adapted to the winter weather.

'It's time to face it, Bernie. You just don't have a green thumb.'

"The parasol certainly paid for itself this summer."

Couple sat on roof in flood. Woman says: 'And at what point does it stop being 'good for the garden'?'

Keeping up with the jones

'Have you lost the plot?'

Hoe Hoe Hoe

Bee flying to another flower.

"In about two months we should have a salad."

Planting Dreams.

'Better make the most of the garden before the summer finally ends.'

"This is the worst parade ever."

'Why can't we just have gnomes like everyone else?'

Secateurs/Non-Secateurs.

Leaf blower with 3 notches - Low, medium, and into next doors garden.

Gardening - burning autumn leaves

Portable Privacy Fence

"Kinda rushin' fall, ain't ya?"

'Look at the adorable garden gnome I bought today!!'

Dreaming of Spring (Onslaught of the garden catalogs).

'We changed our return policy about 20 years ago.'