Mountain Retreat Lover Gifts

"You can come down now, Milton. The election is over."

"No, I'm not a guru. I just came up here to get away from pandemics."

"Ahhh... close enough."

"Ironically, this is the living room."

'Enlightenment isn't EITHER overrated!'

Things you don't want to see...(mountain goat falls past climbers).

'Echo Tourism'

'Uh, Dad - My wife thinks she and I should have a mountain of our own.'

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

"Well, I'll miss him, but all his friends are backpacking Europe to herd sheep this summer, too."

Snowmobull

'Tut! Men and their sheds, eh?'

'You brought my slippers?... What kind of rescue dog are you?!'

'That's your third bowl of gruel this week! What is this -- a feeding frenzy?'

Skiing

"I love the things I say when I’m in nature."

"Yes, alright! I know it's a small mountain... I'm only a novice oracle."

"The new house is almost ready!"

'He's a yodelling busker!'(Busker on faraway mountain).

The meaning of life is to avoid falling rocks

Climbing with the baby

'We've got truth, we've got enlightenment, and we've got serenity - what we NEED is media coverage.'

'Do you ever just feel like getting away from it all?'

Old Joe was determined to reach the summit as he'd left his false teeth up there last week!

"This is a duet yourself project."

Little girl skiing.

"I already noted plenty of beauty on the drive up."

"I prefer the mountains to the beach. I feel like less of a cow.''

"It's as beautiful as the poster, except, of course, no more cows."

"Hang on. . . That's Everest over there!!"

We can't go on meeting like this...

I'd climb the highest mountain for you...

'See what happens when meditation isn't supervised?'

'How am I supposed to meditate with your nose whistling?'