Mountain Retreat Lover Mugs

"You can come down now, Milton. The election is over."

"No, I'm not a guru. I just came up here to get away from pandemics."

"Ahhh... close enough."

"Ironically, this is the living room."

'Enlightenment isn't EITHER overrated!'

Things you don't want to see...(mountain goat falls past climbers).

'Echo Tourism'

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

Snowmobull

"Well, I'll miss him, but all his friends are backpacking Europe to herd sheep this summer, too."

'Uh, Dad - My wife thinks she and I should have a mountain of our own.'

'WD-40 un-sticks things that should move and duct tape makes things that shouldn't move, stop.'

'Tut! Men and their sheds, eh?'

'You brought my slippers?... What kind of rescue dog are you?!'

"The new house is almost ready!"

"I love the things I say when I’m in nature."

"Yes, alright! I know it's a small mountain... I'm only a novice oracle."

Skiing

'That's your third bowl of gruel this week! What is this -- a feeding frenzy?'

Climbing with the baby

The meaning of life is to avoid falling rocks

'We've got truth, we've got enlightenment, and we've got serenity - what we NEED is media coverage.'

'He's a yodelling busker!'(Busker on faraway mountain).

'Do you ever just feel like getting away from it all?'

Old Joe was determined to reach the summit as he'd left his false teeth up there last week!

"This is a duet yourself project."

"We finally made it - Switzerland!"

Little girl skiing.

"I already noted plenty of beauty on the drive up."

"It's as beautiful as the poster, except, of course, no more cows."

"I prefer the mountains to the beach. I feel like less of a cow.''

Judgment Day is coming next Monday. Repent. Now, hold on. How can I believe you when so many dire prophecies haven't come true? I sealed myself in a shelter twice in the late '60s, hid in the Appalachian Mountains a decade later. A huge bunching of Judgment Day visions in the late '80s led me to simply get a time share in the Colorado mountains … Getting out of town doesn't spare you Judgment Day. I don't think. Lemme double-check the clues in Marmaduke. Mostly I needed an excuse to get away. Th

"Hang on. . . That's Everest over there!!"

'How am I supposed to meditate with your nose whistling?'

I'd climb the highest mountain for you...