Mountain Retreat Lovers Mugs

'Well, we'll have to move into town, then - We can't afford a wheelchair ramp!'

"Ahhh... close enough."

Things you don't want to see...(mountain goat falls past climbers).

'Enlightenment isn't EITHER overrated!'

'Echo Tourism'

Snowmobull

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

"Well, I'll miss him, but all his friends are backpacking Europe to herd sheep this summer, too."

'Uh, Dad - My wife thinks she and I should have a mountain of our own.'

'WD-40 un-sticks things that should move and duct tape makes things that shouldn't move, stop.'

'You brought my slippers?... What kind of rescue dog are you?!'

Skiing

"I love the things I say when I’m in nature."

"Yes, alright! I know it's a small mountain... I'm only a novice oracle."

'That's your third bowl of gruel this week! What is this -- a feeding frenzy?'

'We've got truth, we've got enlightenment, and we've got serenity - what we NEED is media coverage.'

'He's a yodelling busker!'(Busker on faraway mountain).

The meaning of life is to avoid falling rocks

The Oaks: Breakfast And Back To Bed.

Climbing with the baby

"This is a duet yourself project."

'Do you ever just feel like getting away from it all?'

Old Joe was determined to reach the summit as he'd left his false teeth up there last week!

"We finally made it - Switzerland!"

Little girl skiing.

"I already noted plenty of beauty on the drive up."

"That's it sorted then - this year we'll spend a fortnight in the spare bedroom."

'How am I supposed to meditate with your nose whistling?'

'See what happens when meditation isn't supervised?'

We can't go on meeting like this...

I'd climb the highest mountain for you...

"I prefer the mountains to the beach. I feel like less of a cow.''

"It's as beautiful as the poster, except, of course, no more cows."

Judgment Day is coming next Monday. Repent. Now, hold on. How can I believe you when so many dire prophecies haven't come true? I sealed myself in a shelter twice in the late '60s, hid in the Appalachian Mountains a decade later. A huge bunching of Judgment Day visions in the late '80s led me to simply get a time share in the Colorado mountains … Getting out of town doesn't spare you Judgment Day. I don't think. Lemme double-check the clues in Marmaduke. Mostly I needed an excuse to get away. Th

"Hang on. . . That's Everest over there!!"