Mountain Retreat Lovers Gifts

'Well, we'll have to move into town, then - We can't afford a wheelchair ramp!'

"Ahhh... close enough."

Things you don't want to see...(mountain goat falls past climbers).

'Enlightenment isn't EITHER overrated!'

'Echo Tourism'

Snowmobull

'Uh, Dad - My wife thinks she and I should have a mountain of our own.'

"Well, I'll miss him, but all his friends are backpacking Europe to herd sheep this summer, too."

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

'You brought my slippers?... What kind of rescue dog are you?!'

'That's your third bowl of gruel this week! What is this -- a feeding frenzy?'

"Yes, alright! I know it's a small mountain... I'm only a novice oracle."

Skiing

"I love the things I say when I’m in nature."

'He's a yodelling busker!'(Busker on faraway mountain).

'We've got truth, we've got enlightenment, and we've got serenity - what we NEED is media coverage.'

The meaning of life is to avoid falling rocks

The Oaks: Breakfast And Back To Bed.

Climbing with the baby

'Do you ever just feel like getting away from it all?'

Old Joe was determined to reach the summit as he'd left his false teeth up there last week!

"This is a duet yourself project."

Little girl skiing.

"I already noted plenty of beauty on the drive up."

We can't go on meeting like this...

I'd climb the highest mountain for you...

'See what happens when meditation isn't supervised?'

"I prefer the mountains to the beach. I feel like less of a cow.''

"Hang on. . . That's Everest over there!!"

"It's as beautiful as the poster, except, of course, no more cows."

"That's it sorted then - this year we'll spend a fortnight in the spare bedroom."

'How am I supposed to meditate with your nose whistling?'

'Isn't it about time for our seventh-year stretch?'