Mountain Hideaway Lovers Gifts

Judgment Day is coming next Monday. Repent. Now, hold on. How can I believe you when so many dire prophecies haven't come true? I sealed myself in a shelter twice in the late '60s, hid in the Appalachian Mountains a decade later. A huge bunching of Judgment Day visions in the late '80s led me to simply get a time share in the Colorado mountains … Getting out of town doesn't spare you Judgment Day. I don't think. Lemme double-check the clues in Marmaduke. Mostly I needed an excuse to get away. Th

"Ahhh... close enough."

'Enlightenment isn't EITHER overrated!'

Things you don't want to see...(mountain goat falls past climbers).

'Echo Tourism'

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

"Well, I'll miss him, but all his friends are backpacking Europe to herd sheep this summer, too."

'WD-40 un-sticks things that should move and duct tape makes things that shouldn't move, stop.'

'Uh, Dad - My wife thinks she and I should have a mountain of our own.'

Snowmobull

Adam and Eve: Reconcilable Differences

'You brought my slippers?... What kind of rescue dog are you?!'

Skiing

"Yes, alright! I know it's a small mountain... I'm only a novice oracle."

"I love the things I say when I’m in nature."

'That's your third bowl of gruel this week! What is this -- a feeding frenzy?'

'He's a yodelling busker!'(Busker on faraway mountain).

Climbing with the baby

The meaning of life is to avoid falling rocks

'We've got truth, we've got enlightenment, and we've got serenity - what we NEED is media coverage.'

Old Joe was determined to reach the summit as he'd left his false teeth up there last week!

'Bed & Bagel'

'Do you ever just feel like getting away from it all?'

"This is a duet yourself project."

"We finally made it - Switzerland!"

Little girl skiing.

"I already noted plenty of beauty on the drive up."

We can't go on meeting like this...

"Hang on. . . That's Everest over there!!"

'How am I supposed to meditate with your nose whistling?'

'See what happens when meditation isn't supervised?'

I'd climb the highest mountain for you...

"It's as beautiful as the poster, except, of course, no more cows."

"I prefer the mountains to the beach. I feel like less of a cow.''

'Isn't it about time for our seventh-year stretch?'