Mountain Hideaway Lovers Gifts

"Ahhh... close enough."

Things you don't want to see...(mountain goat falls past climbers).

'Enlightenment isn't EITHER overrated!'

'Echo Tourism'

Snowmobull

'Uh, Dad - My wife thinks she and I should have a mountain of our own.'

"Well, I'll miss him, but all his friends are backpacking Europe to herd sheep this summer, too."

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

Adam and Eve: Reconcilable Differences

'You brought my slippers?... What kind of rescue dog are you?!'

'That's your third bowl of gruel this week! What is this -- a feeding frenzy?'

"Yes, alright! I know it's a small mountain... I'm only a novice oracle."

"I love the things I say when I’m in nature."

Skiing

The meaning of life is to avoid falling rocks

'He's a yodelling busker!'(Busker on faraway mountain).

'We've got truth, we've got enlightenment, and we've got serenity - what we NEED is media coverage.'

Climbing with the baby

'Bed & Bagel'

"This is a duet yourself project."

'Do you ever just feel like getting away from it all?'

Old Joe was determined to reach the summit as he'd left his false teeth up there last week!

Little girl skiing.

"I already noted plenty of beauty on the drive up."

I'd climb the highest mountain for you...

'How am I supposed to meditate with your nose whistling?'

'See what happens when meditation isn't supervised?'

"Hang on. . . That's Everest over there!!"

We can't go on meeting like this...

"It's as beautiful as the poster, except, of course, no more cows."

"I prefer the mountains to the beach. I feel like less of a cow.''

'Careful,George.You know how it makes you sick when you travel backwards.'

The very rare and elusive, Rocky Mountain Big Horned Cow.