Mountain Retreat Enthusiasts Gifts

'Well, we'll have to move into town, then - We can't afford a wheelchair ramp.'

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

They've been inseparable since the avalanche.

“Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!?”

Recalculating

'I'm detoxing - do you have any mineral water?'

"You'll be fine. Just don't look down."

"Well, it gets lonely up here!"

'What do you mean you 'forgot' the camera?!'

'Therapy always works best in a safe environment ... such as your old tree house.'

"That's it sorted then - this year we'll spend a fortnight in the spare bedroom."

'So what if we don't have running water?!'

"I told you it was a universal truth."

'Because it's there.' ... 'Because he may fall.'

"So Barry, let me guess: you got the promotion..."

Oregon Eclipse Watching, August 21, 2017

"Yeah, I'll be glad when the baby is born: This is really affecting my balance..."

Climbing with a mountain goat.

'What's the night life-like?

"I don't think there's enough vodka for another week in Canada."

Weltanschauung (worldview).

"I moved out here for peace and quiet, but now I keep talking to myself."

Septic Fields Forever.

Danger Signs.

Mountain climber reaches summit and finds sign which reads: No ball games.

"Now, that's what I call a speed bump."

Pray it Don't Spry it.

Go away

'This is where the trail gets a little more challenging.'

'Yeah, me, too ? this is the best job I could get with a B.A. in philosophy.'

Mountaineers milk.

"We can't blame the travel agent, you asked for somewhere quiet and away fro it all."

'I've been reincarnated 47 time, and it's ALWAYS as some poor schlub sitting on a mountain!'