Mountain Lover Gifts

Type A Personality/Type B Personality.

Mountain climber pulling a mountain biker up the side of a mountain.

'Of course the meaning of life has practical applications!'

A montain guru kicks away a climber.

'I'd like it too, but do you realize how hard it would be to get a mobile home up here?'

Little girl skiing.

Guru to man: 'You'd better have a seat - people tend to fall down the mountain when I tell them the meaning of life.'

"Och, aye, the weather can change quickly in the mountains."

'Yes, I know the Meaning of Life, but I've decided to franchise it!'

'Isn't it amazing how they find their way back year after year?'

'You brought my slippers?... What kind of rescue dog are you?!'

'There's no such thing as a free lunch' -- that'll be ten bucks.'

"I already noted plenty of beauty on the drive up."

Threatning Clouds.

'Don't ask me, I came here to get away from rising sea levels.'

"If you see a podiatrist for a cold, don't be surprised when they prescribe you insoles."

Mountaineer using elevator.

Skiers speed down mountain towards pub. One says: 'Fancy a swift one?'

'Echo Tourism'

'I'm not a guru. I just came up here until the ebola scare goes away.'

Mountain Climber sees man performing Indian Rope Trick.

Throwing a paper aeroplane from the top of a mountain.

'The longest journey begins with a single hop.'

'Is it cold, windy, and miserable up here, or is it just me?'

'Enlightenment isn't EITHER overrated!'

"I built a model of Mount Everest."

'I thought it would be bigger.'

"Your ears seek wisdom, but your lips seek Himalayan lip balm."

Why isn't the guru on his mountain where he belongs? He came down with the flu.

No caption. (A man in climbing gear walks on a stair-stepper machine. Showing on a monitor in front of him is a Buddhist monk).

"Whoa. How deep is that powder?" "You'll have to ask my wife. I'm standing on her shoulders."

"You're right - maybe this is getting steeper."

"I love the things I say when I’m in nature."

"It's as beautiful as the poster, except, of course, no more cows."

"That's what I love about Ben—he's all Adirondack."