Mountain Lover Pillows

Type A Personality/Type B Personality.

Mountain climber pulling a mountain biker up the side of a mountain.

A montain guru kicks away a climber.

'Of course the meaning of life has practical applications!'

Guru to man: 'You'd better have a seat - people tend to fall down the mountain when I tell them the meaning of life.'

'I'd like it too, but do you realize how hard it would be to get a mobile home up here?'

Little girl skiing.

"Och, aye, the weather can change quickly in the mountains."

'Yes, I know the Meaning of Life, but I've decided to franchise it!'

"I already noted plenty of beauty on the drive up."

"If you see a podiatrist for a cold, don't be surprised when they prescribe you insoles."

'There's no such thing as a free lunch' -- that'll be ten bucks.'

'Isn't it amazing how they find their way back year after year?'

Skiers speed down mountain towards pub. One says: 'Fancy a swift one?'

Throwing a paper aeroplane from the top of a mountain.

Mountain Climber sees man performing Indian Rope Trick.

'Echo Tourism'

Threatning Clouds.

'You brought my slippers?... What kind of rescue dog are you?!'

'Don't ask me, I came here to get away from rising sea levels.'

Mountaineer using elevator.

'I'm not a guru. I just came up here until the ebola scare goes away.'

"First thing, Toby—just bend your knees a little and get rid of the cigarette."

"That's what I love about Ben—he's all Adirondack."

"I don't mean to dampen your enthusiasm, but your use of the phrase 'or die trying' is a tad unsettling."

"It's as beautiful as the poster, except, of course, no more cows."

"I love the things I say when I’m in nature."

"I prefer the mountains to the beach. I feel like less of a cow.''

"You're right - maybe this is getting steeper."

"Whoa. How deep is that powder?" "You'll have to ask my wife. I'm standing on her shoulders."

"Ahhh... close enough."

"Your ears seek wisdom, but your lips seek Himalayan lip balm."

Sunset Pop

"Judging by the mess around urinals men shouldn't be trusted with guns."

'I thought it would be bigger.'