Mountaineering Lover Gifts

"We'd originally planned to go mountaineering in the Pyrenees."

"Ahhh... close enough."

'Enlightenment isn't EITHER overrated!'

Things you don't want to see...(mountain goat falls past climbers).

'Echo Tourism'

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

'WD-40 un-sticks things that should move and duct tape makes things that shouldn't move, stop.'

'Uh, Dad - My wife thinks she and I should have a mountain of our own.'

Snowmobull

They've been inseparable since the avalanche.

'You brought my slippers?... What kind of rescue dog are you?!'

Skiing

"Yes, alright! I know it's a small mountain... I'm only a novice oracle."

"I love the things I say when I’m in nature."

'That's your third bowl of gruel this week! What is this -- a feeding frenzy?'

Recalculating

Climbing with the baby

'We've got truth, we've got enlightenment, and we've got serenity - what we NEED is media coverage.'

'He's a yodelling busker!'(Busker on faraway mountain).

'GESUNDHEIT!!'

The meaning of life is to avoid falling rocks

“Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!?”

Old Joe was determined to reach the summit as he'd left his false teeth up there last week!

"We finally made it - Switzerland!"

"This is a duet yourself project."

"Well, it gets lonely up here!"

'I'm detoxing - do you have any mineral water?'

'What do you mean you 'forgot' the camera?!'

"You'll be fine. Just don't look down."

Little girl skiing.

"I already noted plenty of beauty on the drive up."

We can't go on meeting like this...

I'd climb the highest mountain for you...

'See what happens when meditation isn't supervised?'

"I told you it was a universal truth."