Mountain Hiking Lover Gifts

"Canst tha spare eeeeeee-cigarette?"

"Ahhh... close enough."

Fly Fishing

Things you don't want to see...(mountain goat falls past climbers).

'Enlightenment isn't EITHER overrated!'

'Echo Tourism'

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

"Nature speaks to me of God’s presence, yet God is a total stranger to the restless world of men." "Why the #!@* is there no signal?!"

'Some of these trees have been here for 2000 years... and they still can't talk. Man, we're awesome!'

'A sitcom has to be quirky or formulaic. There is no middle way.'

'Uh, Dad - My wife thinks she and I should have a mountain of our own.'

Snowmobull

Scenic Root: ants, bugs and worms using an exposed tree root as a scenic route.

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

They've been inseparable since the avalanche.

Camping.

"The only problem with living at the top of a mountain is the constant stream of people coming to ask stupid questions."

'You brought my slippers?... What kind of rescue dog are you?!'

"Yaffle Pass Elevation 11,990 ft Continental Divide"

"Yes, alright! I know it's a small mountain... I'm only a novice oracle."

Skiing

"I love the things I say when I’m in nature."

'That's your third bowl of gruel this week! What is this -- a feeding frenzy?'

"Hey guys - wrote a new song! It's called 'I suggested Paris.' And a' one, two three..."

The meaning of life is to avoid falling rocks

'He's a yodelling busker!'(Busker on faraway mountain).

'We've got truth, we've got enlightenment, and we've got serenity - what we NEED is media coverage.'

“Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!?”

Recalculating

'Bob, wait!!! Nice try, bear.'

Climbing with the baby

"This is a duet yourself project."

'I'm detoxing - do you have any mineral water?'