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"Canst tha spare eeeeeee-cigarette?"

"Ahhh... close enough."

Fly Fishing

Things you don't want to see...(mountain goat falls past climbers).

'Enlightenment isn't EITHER overrated!'

'Echo Tourism'

'Some of these trees have been here for 2000 years... and they still can't talk. Man, we're awesome!'

'WD-40 un-sticks things that should move and duct tape makes things that shouldn't move, stop.'

'Uh, Dad - My wife thinks she and I should have a mountain of our own.'

"Nature speaks to me of God’s presence, yet God is a total stranger to the restless world of men." "Why the #!@* is there no signal?!"

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

'A sitcom has to be quirky or formulaic. There is no middle way.'

Snowmobull

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

Scenic Root: ants, bugs and worms using an exposed tree root as a scenic route.

They've been inseparable since the avalanche.

Camping.

"The only problem with living at the top of a mountain is the constant stream of people coming to ask stupid questions."

'You brought my slippers?... What kind of rescue dog are you?!'

"Yes, alright! I know it's a small mountain... I'm only a novice oracle."

Skiing

"Yaffle Pass Elevation 11,990 ft Continental Divide"

"I love the things I say when I’m in nature."

'That's your third bowl of gruel this week! What is this -- a feeding frenzy?'

"Hey guys - wrote a new song! It's called 'I suggested Paris.' And a' one, two three..."

'GESUNDHEIT!!'

“Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!?”

'Bob, wait!!! Nice try, bear.'

The meaning of life is to avoid falling rocks

'We've got truth, we've got enlightenment, and we've got serenity - what we NEED is media coverage.'

'He's a yodelling busker!'(Busker on faraway mountain).

Climbing with the baby

Recalculating

"This is a duet yourself project."

Old Joe was determined to reach the summit as he'd left his false teeth up there last week!