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'Words of wisdom? OK, how about, next time take the elevator.'

"Don't forget to pay the cashier on your way down."

"Don't pick me... don't pick me..."

'How did WE get on Mike Huckabee's mailing list?'

Climbing with the baby

Born Cynical,,,,

'Uh, Dad - My wife thinks she and I should have a mountain of our own.'

'I seriously doubt if you've attained Nirvana yet - You've only been fasting and meditating for fifteen minutes.'

"Ahhh... close enough."

Things you don't want to see...(mountain goat falls past climbers).

'Enlightenment isn't EITHER overrated!'

'Echo Tourism'

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

Snowmobull

They've been inseparable since the avalanche.

'You brought my slippers?... What kind of rescue dog are you?!'

'That's your third bowl of gruel this week! What is this -- a feeding frenzy?'

Skiing

"Yes, alright! I know it's a small mountain... I'm only a novice oracle."

Couple using thier new garden hose in the rain

"I love the things I say when I’m in nature."

The meaning of life is to avoid falling rocks

'We've got truth, we've got enlightenment, and we've got serenity - what we NEED is media coverage.'

Recalculating

“Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!?”

'He's a yodelling busker!'(Busker on faraway mountain).

'All right pal, just hand over the nose and nobody gets hurt.'

'Well you said you wanted sushi for lunch.'

"This weekend was boring! All we did was go camping, biking, fishing, sailing, swimming, got to a game, go to the amusement park and go to a movie."

'I thought we'd never break through those clouds!'

'I'm detoxing - do you have any mineral water?'

"Well, it gets lonely up here!"

Old Joe was determined to reach the summit as he'd left his false teeth up there last week!

'What do you mean you 'forgot' the camera?!'

"This is a duet yourself project."