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'No, I heard you snoring -- you just dreamed that you attained Nirvana.'

"Ahhh... close enough."

'Enlightenment isn't EITHER overrated!'

Things you don't want to see...(mountain goat falls past climbers).

'Echo Tourism'

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

"But how do I accomplish that in 140 characters or less?"

'WD-40 un-sticks things that should move and duct tape makes things that shouldn't move, stop.'

'Uh, Dad - My wife thinks she and I should have a mountain of our own.'

Snowmobull

'You brought my slippers?... What kind of rescue dog are you?!'

Skiing

"Yes, alright! I know it's a small mountain... I'm only a novice oracle."

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

"I love the things I say when I’m in nature."

'That's your third bowl of gruel this week! What is this -- a feeding frenzy?'

'What I've learnt sitting on this mountain, alone for ten years, is how boring sitting alone on a mountain for ten years is!'

Climbing with the baby

'He's a yodelling busker!'(Busker on faraway mountain).

'We've got truth, we've got enlightenment, and we've got serenity - what we NEED is media coverage.'

The meaning of life is to avoid falling rocks

Old Joe was determined to reach the summit as he'd left his false teeth up there last week!

Cat Seance

"This is a duet yourself project."

"We finally made it - Switzerland!"

Little girl skiing.

"I already noted plenty of beauty on the drive up."

"I prefer the mountains to the beach. I feel like less of a cow.''

'How am I supposed to meditate with your nose whistling?'

'See what happens when meditation isn't supervised?'

I'd climb the highest mountain for you...

We can't go on meeting like this...

"Free why-fi.”

'Let's have some fun - Let's order from that place that guarantees pizza delivery in thirty minutes!'

"It's as beautiful as the poster, except, of course, no more cows."