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'No, I heard you snoring -- you just dreamed that you attained Nirvana.'

"Ahhh... close enough."

Things you don't want to see...(mountain goat falls past climbers).

'Enlightenment isn't EITHER overrated!'

'Echo Tourism'

Snowmobull

'Uh, Dad - My wife thinks she and I should have a mountain of our own.'

"But how do I accomplish that in 140 characters or less?"

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

'You brought my slippers?... What kind of rescue dog are you?!'

'That's your third bowl of gruel this week! What is this -- a feeding frenzy?'

"Yes, alright! I know it's a small mountain... I'm only a novice oracle."

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

"I love the things I say when I’m in nature."

Skiing

The meaning of life is to avoid falling rocks

'What I've learnt sitting on this mountain, alone for ten years, is how boring sitting alone on a mountain for ten years is!'

'He's a yodelling busker!'(Busker on faraway mountain).

'We've got truth, we've got enlightenment, and we've got serenity - what we NEED is media coverage.'

Climbing with the baby

"This is a duet yourself project."

Cat Seance

Old Joe was determined to reach the summit as he'd left his false teeth up there last week!

Little girl skiing.

"I already noted plenty of beauty on the drive up."

I'd climb the highest mountain for you...

"Master, you have 175,568 unread messages in your inbox."

'How am I supposed to meditate with your nose whistling?'

'See what happens when meditation isn't supervised?'

We can't go on meeting like this...

"It's as beautiful as the poster, except, of course, no more cows."

'Let's have some fun - Let's order from that place that guarantees pizza delivery in thirty minutes!'

"Free why-fi.”

"I prefer the mountains to the beach. I feel like less of a cow.''