Mountain Adventure Lover Gifts

'Never try to milk a unicorn.'

I can't believe he made me climb all the way up here just to save on shipping.

"Ahhh... close enough."

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

Skiing.

First aid in mountains

Things you don't want to see...(mountain goat falls past climbers).

'Enlightenment isn't EITHER overrated!'

'Trust me, there's nobody to rescue that way...'

"We thought we would come somewhere remote to self-isolate."

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

Happy Hour

"I don't remember it ever being this windy before."

'Echo Tourism'

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

'Uh, Dad - My wife thinks she and I should have a mountain of our own.'

'WD-40 un-sticks things that should move and duct tape makes things that shouldn't move, stop.'

Snowmobull

'The secret to life, my friend, is hoppiness!'

They've been inseparable since the avalanche.

'You brought my slippers?... What kind of rescue dog are you?!'

"Look, if I had all the answers, would I be living alone on the top of a mountain?"

Skiing

Desert Island Mishap

"I love the things I say when I’m in nature."

'That's your third bowl of gruel this week! What is this -- a feeding frenzy?'

Wild Weather Ride - 2005.

"Yes, alright! I know it's a small mountain... I'm only a novice oracle."

'I don't give advice. I'm only up here because it's safer.'

“Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!?”

'He's a yodelling busker!'(Busker on faraway mountain).

"We were thinking about the Himalayas this summer. On the other hand, there's something very special about Montauk."

'We've got truth, we've got enlightenment, and we've got serenity - what we NEED is media coverage.'

Climbing with the baby

The meaning of life is to avoid falling rocks