Mischievous Mountain Lover Gifts

'That's not what I said.'

"Ahhh... close enough."

'Enlightenment isn't EITHER overrated!'

Things you don't want to see...(mountain goat falls past climbers).

'Echo Tourism'

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

Snowmobull

'WD-40 un-sticks things that should move and duct tape makes things that shouldn't move, stop.'

'Uh, Dad - My wife thinks she and I should have a mountain of our own.'

'You brought my slippers?... What kind of rescue dog are you?!'

Skiing

"Yes, alright! I know it's a small mountain... I'm only a novice oracle."

"I love the things I say when I’m in nature."

'That's your third bowl of gruel this week! What is this -- a feeding frenzy?'

Climbing with the baby

'We've got truth, we've got enlightenment, and we've got serenity - what we NEED is media coverage.'

'He's a yodelling busker!'(Busker on faraway mountain).

The meaning of life is to avoid falling rocks

Old Joe was determined to reach the summit as he'd left his false teeth up there last week!

"This is a duet yourself project."

"We finally made it - Switzerland!"

Little girl skiing.

"I already noted plenty of beauty on the drive up."

"It's as beautiful as the poster, except, of course, no more cows."

"Hang on. . . That's Everest over there!!"

'How am I supposed to meditate with your nose whistling?'

'See what happens when meditation isn't supervised?'

I'd climb the highest mountain for you...

We can't go on meeting like this...

"I prefer the mountains to the beach. I feel like less of a cow.''

'It's no use. Even the mountains remind me of the office.'

'Yep. I used to use chemical to strip wallpaper, but the cats are more efficient, and there's no nasty smell.'

'Isn't it about time for our seventh-year stretch?'

The very rare and elusive, Rocky Mountain Big Horned Cow.

'Not the bloody batteries again.'