Mountain Mishap Lover Gifts

'No, I don't think he's free styling. Maybe he's break dancing.'

"Ahhh... close enough."

Things you don't want to see...(mountain goat falls past climbers).

'Enlightenment isn't EITHER overrated!'

'Echo Tourism'

Snowmobull

'Uh, Dad - My wife thinks she and I should have a mountain of our own.'

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

'You brought my slippers?... What kind of rescue dog are you?!'

'That's your third bowl of gruel this week! What is this -- a feeding frenzy?'

"Yes, alright! I know it's a small mountain... I'm only a novice oracle."

"I love the things I say when I’m in nature."

Skiing

Climbing with the baby

The meaning of life is to avoid falling rocks

'He's a yodelling busker!'(Busker on faraway mountain).

'We've got truth, we've got enlightenment, and we've got serenity - what we NEED is media coverage.'

"This is a duet yourself project."

Old Joe was determined to reach the summit as he'd left his false teeth up there last week!

Little girl skiing.

"I already noted plenty of beauty on the drive up."

"It's as beautiful as the poster, except, of course, no more cows."

'How am I supposed to meditate with your nose whistling?'

'See what happens when meditation isn't supervised?'

"Hang on. . . That's Everest over there!!"

We can't go on meeting like this...

I'd climb the highest mountain for you...

"I prefer the mountains to the beach. I feel like less of a cow.''

The very rare and elusive, Rocky Mountain Big Horned Cow.

'Isn't it about time for our seventh-year stretch?'

'Careful,George.You know how it makes you sick when you travel backwards.'

"Whoa. How deep is that powder?" "You'll have to ask my wife. I'm standing on her shoulders."

"First thing, Toby—just bend your knees a little and get rid of the cigarette."

Health organizations doubt the benefits of skiing holidays.