Outdoor Mishap Lover Gifts

'You wrecked ANOTHER snowmobile?'

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

Man showing in the rain.

Sunbathing in Autumn

"Marco ..."

Relaxing in the Sun

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

man fishing at a dock sees a billboard: Do You Know It's Anniversary

A man rakes a tree

'Let's give it five more minutes. If they haven't eased up on the lasers by then, we'll have to postpone the game.'

"They make an awfully big thing of cookouts."

Red trousers at night - shepherd's delight.

"When will somebody cut the grass?"

But there are other pleasures still for the fisherman's delight....for nature is everywhere about him.

"Are you sure how to use a baitcaster?"

Devil's Tower Park. Ernie, this nice ranger has offered to show us the basement gift shop.

Desert Island Mishap

Holiday Adventures - Off the beaten path.

'Since he bought the leaf blower I hardly ever see him.'

Picnic with thieves

'The country is awfully deep, but the falling is delightfully soft and safe'

'Mom, Dad. I've made up my mind. I'm going to skip college, hire an agent, and pin all my hopes on a professional bass fishing careers.'

"Plus $600 for delivery."

"....And the weatherman said it was going to be a hot one today so take it easy and stay hydrated..."

'Who said it couldn't be done?.'

The hall of bad ideas.

Lumberjack and tree share a smile.

Sunshine and exercise. Are you glad I suggested we go for a walk?

"Go ahead, it’ll put fur on your chest."

Bear Signpost.

They'd think twice about defacing Elliott's Camaro again.

Man playing chess from his parked car.

"Wanna come up to my place?"

Giant pine cone crushes car.

'Every day son, I feel on top of the World!'