Mechanical Mishap Lover Gifts

Desert crawler rescued by truck that won't start.

'Well, it wasn't my lucky day... first there was that shark and then I bimped into a bunch of beaver!'

"OK, well, if you do hear anything, be sure to give us a call."

"Melisa! - Your spelling is atrocious!"

'That's strange -- there seems to be a pop-tart in your disk drive.'

F&E Designs. My reversible jacket didn't turn out very well.

"Sorry I'm late: I was hitching a ride but when the driver noticed me, he panicked and we had an accident..."

Whatever the heck it is, it's built exactly to specifications.

"Call the inspector and tell him to cancel today, that something has come up."

'Next time make sure it's the bath plug before you pull it out.'

'I accidentally sent this week's data charts to the 3-D printer.'

Insurance claim on Grandma

'No, I don't think he's free styling. Maybe he's break dancing.'

A Hunter on a Mechanical Horse.

'Mr. Jayson, get back into your bandages.'

"Ted! It's fallen down! Ted!"

Campanology wasn't really Gregory's thing!

'Um...Dr. Daly, I think there's something wrong with the MRI.'

Goalie saves a boot instead of a football.

'Bruce, your dingleberry's ringing'

"I don't like sweetcorn".

'You wrecked ANOTHER snowmobile?'

Aw, dang, grabbed my cell phone.

"Don't panic. It's only a prototype."

'It's amazing, the way we met. I had just finished reading his bumper sticker 'Let's not meet by accident' when I tail-gated him.'

'Magic and culinary.'

Vacuum-salesman clown gets door slammed on his foot.

'You were right - it WASN'T a cat with a racing stripe.'

"Neglected, his body slowly deteriorated until suddenly, he bursts open, innards flooding the floor."

Harpist slicing fingers on strings

The Off-Tones

Golf Cart Punctures

'Time'

'Ooops. My bad. We should exchange insurance company numbers.'

'Sarge - I think I've thrown my mobile!'