Musical Mishap Lover Gifts

The Off-Tones

Harpist slicing fingers on strings

Unskilled Musicians' Marching Band

"OK, well, if you do hear anything, be sure to give us a call."

Man playing a harmonica on a exercise bike bores customers in a restaurant

F&E Designs. My reversible jacket didn't turn out very well.

"Melisa! - Your spelling is atrocious!"

'Eject! Eject, eject eject!! Aw crimony. I've hit the button 6 or 7 times, Cap'n. And the darned CD still won't come out.'

"Sorry I'm late: I was hitching a ride but when the driver noticed me, he panicked and we had an accident..."

Desert crawler rescued by truck that won't start.

"Call the inspector and tell him to cancel today, that something has come up."

'Why am I here, nurse? I just wanted a replacement for my organ.'

'Next time make sure it's the bath plug before you pull it out.'

Insurance claim on Grandma

"Michael Bolton at Folsom Prison"

"Ted! It's fallen down! Ted!"

Hospital ER. My CD player malfunctioned! And now there's a song stuck in his head!

Campanology wasn't really Gregory's thing!

"Can you explain to me again how you keep sustaining this eye injury in an orchestra?"

Musician sneezes and blows away musical notes.

"Gesundheit!"

HMS Pinafore

'Bruce, your dingleberry's ringing'

Occupational Hazards of Playing the Harp.

'Magic and culinary.'

Sorry, not sorry.

Trumpet player punctures a cheek.

"Sorry, I haven't had chance to watch much TV since I went to turn down the radio, tripped over a magazine and a framed poster fell on my head..."

Vacuum-salesman clown gets door slammed on his foot.

'You were right - it WASN'T a cat with a racing stripe.'

Golf Cart Punctures

'Take cover, everybody! It's the off key kid and his band of tone deaf outlaws!'

Zebra Crossing

I hate karaoke nights.

'I seem to remember a mishap during your first lesson...'