Musical Mishap Lover Prints

The Off-Tones

Harpist slicing fingers on strings

Unskilled Musicians' Marching Band

"OK, well, if you do hear anything, be sure to give us a call."

Man playing a harmonica on a exercise bike bores customers in a restaurant

"Melisa! - Your spelling is atrocious!"

'Eject! Eject, eject eject!! Aw crimony. I've hit the button 6 or 7 times, Cap'n. And the darned CD still won't come out.'

"Sorry I'm late: I was hitching a ride but when the driver noticed me, he panicked and we had an accident..."

"Call the inspector and tell him to cancel today, that something has come up."

'Next time make sure it's the bath plug before you pull it out.'

'Why am I here, nurse? I just wanted a replacement for my organ.'

Insurance claim on Grandma

"Ted! It's fallen down! Ted!"

"Michael Bolton at Folsom Prison"

Campanology wasn't really Gregory's thing!

"Can you explain to me again how you keep sustaining this eye injury in an orchestra?"

"Gesundheit!"

HMS Pinafore

Musician sneezes and blows away musical notes.

Occupational Hazards of Playing the Harp.

"Sorry, I haven't had chance to watch much TV since I went to turn down the radio, tripped over a magazine and a framed poster fell on my head..."

'You were right - it WASN'T a cat with a racing stripe.'

Sorry, not sorry.

Trumpet player punctures a cheek.

Vacuum-salesman clown gets door slammed on his foot.

Golf Cart Punctures

'Magic and culinary.'

I hate karaoke nights.

Zebra Crossing

'I seem to remember a mishap during your first lesson...'

'Lucky that I lost your No-Claim Bonus last lesson.'