Musical Mishap Aficionados Gifts

Musician sneezes and blows away musical notes.

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

Unskilled Musicians' Marching Band

Man playing a harmonica on a exercise bike bores customers in a restaurant

"Simple tasks were a challenge for Chad. Awww, geez. Another upside down spoon."

'Eject! Eject, eject eject!! Aw crimony. I've hit the button 6 or 7 times, Cap'n. And the darned CD still won't come out.'

Damn predictive text, did you mean to break up with me or 'brick my tit'?"

"Why is it that the laws of inevitability always seem higher on ladies day?"

Poodle gets stuck in the elevator.

"Please excuse our new employee, sir--he used to work in the circus."

Tortured by music

A painter paints his thumb, not the nude model in front of him.

Diverting the Serenade of the Guitar Player

Then, one day, Bucky's love of practical jokes got him into real trouble.

Hospital ER. My CD player malfunctioned! And now there's a song stuck in his head!

"Michael Bolton at Folsom Prison"

"Can you explain to me again how you keep sustaining this eye injury in an orchestra?"

"Gesundheit!"

Occupational Hazards of Playing the Harp.

Trumpet player punctures a cheek.

Sorry, not sorry.

'Gesundheit, dummy!'

'THAT'S your ringtone - I'd like you to take me home now,'

Harpist slicing fingers on strings

Sen.Krupt. The microphone I didn't know was on took my remarks out of context.

The Off-Tones

I hate karaoke nights.

'I seem to remember a mishap during your first lesson...'

This end up - You idiot.

'I think I see why your gun is shooting high, Al.'

'I've just swallowed my mouth organ.' - 'Thank goodness you don't play the piano.'

'It said 'upgrading music library to Glee version.' Was that bad?'

"Mensa group? I thought this was the menses group. That's just great. You people, don't talk to me!"

Terrible violinist gives up.