Golf Mishap Lover Gifts

Caddie brings his golfer a shovel in the sand trap.

'I'm not quitting! Who knows if i'll ever get another chance to break a hundred!'

Golfer hanging from tree branch to play difficult shot.

'I'm banned from going to golf with him again: How was I supposed to know I'm not to bring the ball back?'

"This is great. I've been playing miniature golf so often I almost forgot what regular-sized golf is like."

"Okay...just this once...but no more practice swings!"

A hunter is chased by a shark and a golfer sees sharks in the sand traps.

'Hey, Dad! How about a round of computer golf?'

Hole in forty-seven.

There are more things to life than golf--but I ignore them.

"Twenty seven shots, first hole. I think we'll call that a dodo."

'Aren't they restricted at this club?'

"Don't drink and drive. Don't even putt."

'Maybe I should use the nine iron.'

Rodin's Golfer, Rodin's Divot

'You're away, Doc!'

Old man in rocking chair playing golf

'Your guy looks a little nervous.' 'Yeah,i know. It's the first time he's ever played in front of such a huge gallery.'

'Of course I can make a commitment. I'm committed to my job, I'm committed to the constitution and I'm committed to my golf game.'

"I understand you were involved in a golf mishap this morning!"

"Mom says you are going to play in the sand."

'Are you sure it's ours?'

Golf Ball Meatball

The Golfer Gardener

Meditating on a 4th for golf!

U.S. Lunar Open

"I'm not sure how to tell you this, Glenda, but you've been sitting on a golf ball for the last three times."

"You look so beautiful. Twinkling in the moonlight."

'Fore!'