Golf Mishap Lover Pillows

"And then there's timing."

Caddie brings his golfer a shovel in the sand trap.

'I'm not quitting! Who knows if i'll ever get another chance to break a hundred!'

7 Dwarves of Retirement

Golfer hanging from tree branch to play difficult shot.

Maybe the gods aren't angry. Maybe the gods are just yanking our chain.

"This is great. I've been playing miniature golf so often I almost forgot what regular-sized golf is like."

'I'm banned from going to golf with him again: How was I supposed to know I'm not to bring the ball back?'

"Okay...just this once...but no more practice swings!"

Putt-putt. Drive-Drive. (Two minature golf courses. Golfer at first hits putt. Golfer at second is hit in head by golfball that has been hit as a drive.)

The golfer apologized for all his affairs. The governor regrets all his affairs. So does the former presidential candidate. I don't get the abstinence until marriage idea. Shouldn't it be abstinence AFTER marriage?

A hunter is chased by a shark and a golfer sees sharks in the sand traps.

'Hey, Dad! How about a round of computer golf?'

Hole in forty-seven.

There are more things to life than golf--but I ignore them.

"Twenty seven shots, first hole. I think we'll call that a dodo."

'Aren't they restricted at this club?'

Rodin's Golfer, Rodin's Divot

'Maybe I should use the nine iron.'

'You're away, Doc!'

"Don't drink and drive. Don't even putt."

'Are you sure it's ours?'

"I understand you were involved in a golf mishap this morning!"

'Your guy looks a little nervous.' 'Yeah,i know. It's the first time he's ever played in front of such a huge gallery.'

'Of course I can make a commitment. I'm committed to my job, I'm committed to the constitution and I'm committed to my golf game.'

Old man in rocking chair playing golf

Desert crawler rescued by truck that won't start.

"Mom says you are going to play in the sand."

Executioner with golf bag full of axes

The Golfer Gardener

Golf Ball Meatball

Which came first, the club or the hole?

'Have you found any golf balls in there.'

U.S. Lunar Open

'Fore!'