Golf Mishap Appreciator Pillows

"Okay...just this once...but no more practice swings!"

The Golfing Accident

"Et tu, Killbot 9000?"

Putt-putt. Drive-Drive. (Two minature golf courses. Golfer at first hits putt. Golfer at second is hit in head by golfball that has been hit as a drive.)

I Pagliacci

Enrico from Lucia di Lammermoor

OPERATING ROOM, 'Your husband may have a little trouble sleeping for awhile -- we spilled some coffee in him.'

"You butt dialed me 187 times in less that an hour, dad."

'Not only the first wheel, the first road accident as well!'

Bravo!

"I understand you were involved in a golf mishap this morning!"

'Have you got a sand wedge?'

Poor Walt - they don't make em like him anymore.

A little green monster

Quasimodo Drops a Clanger

Woman reading book entitled 'Mad Love' while man is fast asleep, hugging his golf clubs.

Watch your language.

"Good heavens! Who hooked you up? This one is cable TV!"

'Do you still have my rectal thermometer?'

'Bunker? It should be called a trench because that's where the real war starts!'

Golfing Accident

'Oops sorry, but it is such a big target'

Ricochet

Today will start off with an interesting twist.

Golfer crying over the grave of a sandwedge

'Thanks to everyone who golfed in my golfing outing...even the guys who beat me for hitting into them without yelling four.'

Bah Humbug!

The thrill of sliding safely into third on astroturf...the agony of your pants not doing it with you.

"I missed a hole in one by just 5 strokes!"

Books. Ernest Hemingway Festival. Did you read Hemingway's book "Across the River and Into the Trees"? No. I didn't even know he played golf.

'New balls please.'

'What do you mean you had a little fender-bender this afternoon with the sleigh?!'

Women Golfers.

3 pictures 1)golfer swinging 2) ball hits tree and hits golfer 3) golfer calls out "Fore!"

You'll knock 'em dead at that outdoor sports event this weekend.