Accident Appreciators Pillows

'Not only the first wheel, the first road accident as well!'

Ricochet

The hall of bad ideas.

"Et tu, Killbot 9000?"

"Okay...just this once...but no more practice swings!"

I Pagliacci

Enrico from Lucia di Lammermoor

"Just junk mail."

The Harold Pinter theatre...

"You butt dialed me 187 times in less that an hour, dad."

Bravo!

'The good news is we've found life on Mars. The bad news is we ran over it.'

'We are experiencing technical difficulties, please stand by...'

Clown Airbags.

A little green monster

Live To Crash, Crash To Live.

Quasimodo Drops a Clanger

The World Will Overheat and End Next Week: Like, will it be on You Tube?

'Paramedic' 'Doctor' 'Clean underpants man'

Ballerina kicking another dancer in the face.

Vern left his weed on the couch again. Bad for Vern. Good for Scooter.

'Oh, no -- not again!'

Rental Car Return. By the way, the airbags worked great!

"Good heavens! Who hooked you up? This one is cable TV!"

'Do you still have my rectal thermometer?'

Builder drops a brick.

Proposed new US blood alcohol limits.

"Gesundheit!"

'Doctor, you must help me...I seem to be hopelessly accident prone...' (Patient somehow gets covered in doctors ink)

'Swelling, Babcock, is our body's way of telling us that something's wrong. But if you insist on staying in the game, hey, it's your elbow.'

Lawyer to client about crash test dummy: 'We did a driving record search, and needless to say, we struck gold.'

'You're Jack Tinsley, the lawyer? Great, I was just on the way to see you about an accident I had this morning.'

Servant who has broken her mistress' new milk jug

"Nobody cares any more."

"Looks like we've broken into the stained glass market."