Accident Appreciators T-Shirts

'Not only the first wheel, the first road accident as well!'

The hall of bad ideas.

"Et tu, Killbot 9000?"

"Okay...just this once...but no more practice swings!"

I Pagliacci

The Harold Pinter theatre...

Enrico from Lucia di Lammermoor

"Just junk mail."

"You butt dialed me 187 times in less that an hour, dad."

Bravo!

'The good news is we've found life on Mars. The bad news is we ran over it.'

'We are experiencing technical difficulties, please stand by...'

Clown Airbags.

The World Will Overheat and End Next Week: Like, will it be on You Tube?

Quasimodo Drops a Clanger

A little green monster

'Paramedic' 'Doctor' 'Clean underpants man'

Ballerina kicking another dancer in the face.

'Oh, no -- not again!'

Vern left his weed on the couch again. Bad for Vern. Good for Scooter.

"Good heavens! Who hooked you up? This one is cable TV!"

Proposed new US blood alcohol limits.

Builder drops a brick.

'Doctor, you must help me...I seem to be hopelessly accident prone...' (Patient somehow gets covered in doctors ink)

"Gesundheit!"

'Swelling, Babcock, is our body's way of telling us that something's wrong. But if you insist on staying in the game, hey, it's your elbow.'

Lawyer to client about crash test dummy: 'We did a driving record search, and needless to say, we struck gold.'

'You're Jack Tinsley, the lawyer? Great, I was just on the way to see you about an accident I had this morning.'

Servant who has broken her mistress' new milk jug

"Nobody cares any more."

"Looks like we've broken into the stained glass market."

"Only you could walk into a door at 'doors open'!"

Sorry, not sorry.