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'Doctor, you must help me...I seem to be hopelessly accident prone...' (Patient somehow gets covered in doctors ink)

"I speak Latin, you know."

'Quick! Contact my doctor!'

'Not only the first wheel, the first road accident as well!'

Clown Airbags.

The World Will Overheat and End Next Week: Like, will it be on You Tube?

'When I asked for a bottle of house red...'

'Yes,I did order an extra barrel,but for my shotgun.'

'I don't know anything about art and I don't know what I like.'

Quasimodo Drops a Clanger

Deadpan Delivery.

'I had a house for that price, but it sold in 1962.'

"This idea of offering staff flexible working options is genius, we should have done it years ago!"

"I don't jump on the countertops to annoy you. That's just a nice bonus."

Hippie with a ban the bomb medallion, Rich man with a Mercedes medallion

Ace Bolts, Inc: 'Diversify, yes, but let's do so with caution...'

"Vocabulary lesson. Billy Corey taught me the meaning of the word trouble."

This episode would be known as 'The sink of doom!'

"Did you make all these 911 calls?"

Roller blader with bandaged head

'I may not know much about art, but I do know what I like. Have you heard me purr yet?'

"We better be nice to young people. After all, they donate to our soup kitchen."

'Has this one got cavity walls?' 'Only since the rats moved in.'

Servant who has broken her mistress' new milk jug

Perspective Repair

'Unfortunately sometimes the light at the end of the tunnel isn't all it at first seems...''

"If you do business with people who encase people in concrete, you run the risk of being encased in concrete."

A very tall man walks towards a lifeguard's chair

'Let's do something in bad taste.'

"Whoa, Baldo! That totally hot babe actually talked to you!"