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"Vocabulary lesson. Billy Corey taught me the meaning of the word trouble."

'Let's do something in bad taste.'

"I don't jump on the countertops to annoy you. That's just a nice bonus."

"He said he doesn't want to see me in his office again..."

"Send ME to bed early, will they?"

'Here comes your Daddy - Do you want me to do the talking?'

'Don't look at me!'

'Coulda, woulda, and definitely shoulda.'

A Grade Two student explains why he is so eager to get back to school.

'Well if you're sick of seeing me here, and I'm sick of coming in here,let's call a truce!'

'How do people without a middle name know when the're in trouble?'

'He's the teacher's pet. She keeps him in a cage in the back of the class.'

"Come on... you love knocking things off the counter!"

'He needs professional HELP!'

'Elroy had an unfortunate knack for picking fights with the wrong people'

Whatever 'shenanigans' are, they must be long. Grandma says there's no end to mine!

'You can get into enough trouble just in Geneva -- no way you're going to a summit conference in LAS VEGAS!'

'Dad, before I tell you what happened, how much does a piece of glass nine feet by twelve feet cost?'

Bar: 'Don't bring your troubles in here...we don't want to hear about it!'

Deadpan Delivery.

Looking for trouble - Can of worms with a can opener next to it.

'I had to get a new imaginary friend. The last one was getting me into too much trouble.'

"I told you not to write in that wet cement!"

Tainted occupations recommended for school bully.

'I don't know, Hideko! To me, this guy is looking for trouble!'

"I'm up to my neck in trouble, aren't I?"

"Since you've been here, you've caused nothing but mayhem and and trouble - please, please leave."

"...and this is where the teachers go to get away from me!"

J G Farrell

Boy throwing mud over a coachman's heels

'Doctor, you must help me...I seem to be hopelessly accident prone...' (Patient somehow gets covered in doctors ink)

'When I pull the lever, Dad yells real loud!'

Al's bedroom was directly above Lance's, and he enjoyed driving him slowly insane by never letting him hear the other shoe drop �

"I was expelled from reform school."

Ace Bolts, Inc: 'Diversify, yes, but let's do so with caution...'