Mobile Mishap Appreciator T-Shirts

"You butt dialed me 187 times in less that an hour, dad."

"Okay...just this once...but no more practice swings!"

'I wish you'd told me your brother worked for the Mirror before we got him to do the wedding pictures.'

I Pagliacci

"Deputy, round up a posse, I can't find my phone."

Enrico from Lucia di Lammermoor

OPERATING ROOM, 'Your husband may have a little trouble sleeping for awhile -- we spilled some coffee in him.'

'Thank you for waiting. Please continue to hold and your call will bee answered as soon as we can.'

'Not only the first wheel, the first road accident as well!'

Damn predictive text, did you mean to break up with me or 'brick my tit'?"

Bravo!

'The good news is we've found life on Mars. The bad news is we ran over it.'

Job Safety - Lunch.

Clown Airbags.

A little green monster

Quasimodo Drops a Clanger

Ballerina kicking another dancer in the face.

Vern left his weed on the couch again. Bad for Vern. Good for Scooter.

"Good heavens! Who hooked you up? This one is cable TV!"

"I tell you the computer in the hospital made a mistake!"

'What happened?!? That idiot cartoonist spilled coffee all over me, that's what!' (cartoon about cartooning)

"Gesundheit!"

'Sarge - I think I've thrown my mobile!'

Sorry, not sorry.

"It's pulling to the left."

'Maybe you shouldn't use a phone during a demolition derby.'

This was one time Joe regretted being an expert at bird song.

'What do you mean you had a little fender-bender this afternoon with the sleigh?!'

'Please hold on while the train arrives at concourse D...'

Madam Butterfly tells her son to leave