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Oh, sorry, I must have butt-rubbed you.

"I must have pressed the wrong button."

'The principal is keeping my teacher after school. She kicked the computer.'

'I wish you'd told me your brother worked for the Mirror before we got him to do the wedding pictures.'

"An excellent interview Mr Twinglestop, now is there anything you'd like to ask me. . . Apart from home to switch off your 'cat filter'?"

"Oh, sorry—I think I just butt-summoned you."

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"Deputy, round up a posse, I can't find my phone."

Woman finds something in her soup.

'That's strange -- there seems to be a pop-tart in your disk drive.'

A football referee accidentally shoots his starting pistol in his pocket.

"You butt dialed me 187 times in less that an hour, dad."

Dyslexic Palm Reading

Damn predictive text, did you mean to break up with me or 'brick my tit'?"

"Call the inspector and tell him to cancel today, that something has come up."

"Okay scouts, that ends today's online soldering session!"

'I accidentally sent this week's data charts to the 3-D printer.'

'He's lost his mobile phone - it must be in his chair somewhere!'

"I tell you the computer in the hospital made a mistake!"

"Just curious, Edward. Have you ever butt dialed another woman?"

Aw, dang, grabbed my cell phone.

"This is a support group for phone victims. Frank butt dialed. Bib drunk dialed, Anne there talked bad about someone, but didn't realize she hadn't hung up..."

"You can have all my treats for a week if you promise not to tell anyone I dropped my phone in the toilet."

'All that training and he walks into the mike.'

Sen.Krupt. The microphone I didn't know was on took my remarks out of context.

Forgot that the return key would actually send the text.

'I don't KNOW who I declared war on - It was a wrong number!'

"Sorry, I haven't had chance to watch much TV since I went to turn down the radio, tripped over a magazine and a framed poster fell on my head..."

'Sarge - I think I've thrown my mobile!'

'I switched it to a TV cable modem, and now it just watches 'I Love Lucy' all day!'

"It's another Sicilian message. It means 'Please disregard the previous Sicilian message - it was inadvertently sent to everyone on our list."

"Sorry about pocket dialing you last night... And then pocket texting, and then pocket emailing, and then pocket leaving angry voicemails, and then..."

'Maybe you shouldn't use a phone during a demolition derby.'

Surrounded by iPhone users, Harold finds himself unable to answer his unfashionable cellphone.

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