Cellphone Mishap Enjoyer Pillows

"I must have pressed the wrong button."

'I wish you'd told me your brother worked for the Mirror before we got him to do the wedding pictures.'

'The principal is keeping my teacher after school. She kicked the computer.'

"An excellent interview Mr Twinglestop, now is there anything you'd like to ask me. . . Apart from home to switch off your 'cat filter'?"

"Oh, sorry—I think I just butt-summoned you."

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"Deputy, round up a posse, I can't find my phone."

'That's strange -- there seems to be a pop-tart in your disk drive.'

"You butt dialed me 187 times in less that an hour, dad."

A football referee accidentally shoots his starting pistol in his pocket.

Damn predictive text, did you mean to break up with me or 'brick my tit'?"

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"Okay scouts, that ends today's online soldering session!"

"Call the inspector and tell him to cancel today, that something has come up."

'I accidentally sent this week's data charts to the 3-D printer.'

'He's lost his mobile phone - it must be in his chair somewhere!'

"I tell you the computer in the hospital made a mistake!"

"Just curious, Edward. Have you ever butt dialed another woman?"

"This is a support group for phone victims. Frank butt dialed. Bib drunk dialed, Anne there talked bad about someone, but didn't realize she hadn't hung up..."

"You can have all my treats for a week if you promise not to tell anyone I dropped my phone in the toilet."

"Sorry, I haven't had chance to watch much TV since I went to turn down the radio, tripped over a magazine and a framed poster fell on my head..."

'Sarge - I think I've thrown my mobile!'

'All that training and he walks into the mike.'

'I don't KNOW who I declared war on - It was a wrong number!'

Forgot that the return key would actually send the text.

'I switched it to a TV cable modem, and now it just watches 'I Love Lucy' all day!'

"It's another Sicilian message. It means 'Please disregard the previous Sicilian message - it was inadvertently sent to everyone on our list."

'Maybe you shouldn't use a phone during a demolition derby.'

"Sorry about pocket dialing you last night... And then pocket texting, and then pocket emailing, and then pocket leaving angry voicemails, and then..."

"New jeans? - No, cat attack."