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A little green monster

Cranial-Metal Plate Surgery Centre

'Under blood type, sir, could you be a little more specific than blue?'

"Oh, sorry—I think I just butt-summoned you."

Magician hitting someone while performing a trick.

spellchecker

"Not dead, nonsense! According to the computer you are dead! . . . Please don't waste anymore of out valuable time and leave the operating room!"

'I can't turn it off.'

OPERATING ROOM, 'Your husband may have a little trouble sleeping for awhile -- we spilled some coffee in him.'

"Melisa! - Your spelling is atrocious!"

A sporting gent practising for the hunting season.

"You butt dialed me 187 times in less that an hour, dad."

"I'm certain you're fine, but my attorney would like to see you naked."

'The good news is we've found life on Mars. The bad news is we ran over it.'

"It might be a better trick if you didn't use see-through glass"

"The card you are thinking of is... the fifth of Jacks!"

Dyslexic Palm Reading

"The operation was a huge success, Mr. Smith, but we're going to have to open you up again - we appear to have lost a nurse."

'Ok, Ms. Feldman, it says on your chart that you were discharged yesterday.'

Clown Airbags.

Job Safety - Lunch.

Paramedic Mistakes.

"Well... the good news is we've dealt with your ingrowing toenail..!"

Quasimodo Drops a Clanger

CITY HOSPITAL, 'It's all right, officer -- I'm an outpatient.'

'He accidentally brushed his teeth with hemorrhoid-shrinking cream.'

Dr. Mooglum made two mistakes. First, he stuck the stethoscope on the patient's forehead, and secondly, he replaced the end with a suction cup.

Broken hospital sign.

Ballerina kicking another dancer in the face.

Sorry, you rolled off the table just as I was going in!

Vern left his weed on the couch again. Bad for Vern. Good for Scooter.

Two hunters and a near miss

A painter paints his thumb, not the nude model in front of him.

"Good heavens! Who hooked you up? This one is cable TV!"