Magical Mishap Appreciator Gifts

A little green monster

'Under blood type, sir, could you be a little more specific than blue?'

Cranial-Metal Plate Surgery Centre

'No, Mr Zarynski...you've got the hospital gown on backwards.'

"Oh, sorry—I think I just butt-summoned you."

Magician hitting someone while performing a trick.

spellchecker

"Not dead, nonsense! According to the computer you are dead! . . . Please don't waste anymore of out valuable time and leave the operating room!"

"Melisa! - Your spelling is atrocious!"

OPERATING ROOM, 'Your husband may have a little trouble sleeping for awhile -- we spilled some coffee in him.'

'I can't turn it off.'

A sporting gent practising for the hunting season.

"You butt dialed me 187 times in less that an hour, dad."

'The good news is we've found life on Mars. The bad news is we ran over it.'

Dyslexic Palm Reading

"I'm certain you're fine, but my attorney would like to see you naked."

"The operation was a huge success, Mr. Smith, but we're going to have to open you up again - we appear to have lost a nurse."

"The card you are thinking of is... the fifth of Jacks!"

"It might be a better trick if you didn't use see-through glass"

'Ok, Ms. Feldman, it says on your chart that you were discharged yesterday.'

Job Safety - Lunch.

Clown Airbags.

Paramedic Mistakes.

Quasimodo Drops a Clanger

"Well... the good news is we've dealt with your ingrowing toenail..!"

CITY HOSPITAL, 'It's all right, officer -- I'm an outpatient.'

'He accidentally brushed his teeth with hemorrhoid-shrinking cream.'

Dr. Mooglum made two mistakes. First, he stuck the stethoscope on the patient's forehead, and secondly, he replaced the end with a suction cup.

Broken hospital sign.

Ballerina kicking another dancer in the face.

Sorry, you rolled off the table just as I was going in!

Vern left his weed on the couch again. Bad for Vern. Good for Scooter.

A painter paints his thumb, not the nude model in front of him.

Two hunters and a near miss

"Good heavens! Who hooked you up? This one is cable TV!"