Mobile Mishap Aficionados T-Shirts

Damn predictive text, did you mean to break up with me or 'brick my tit'?"

'Fine. And you?'

"Honey, this is serious, we need to text."

'Under blood type, sir, could you be a little more specific than blue?'

"Simple tasks were a challenge for Chad. Awww, geez. Another upside down spoon."

'I wish you'd told me your brother worked for the Mirror before we got him to do the wedding pictures.'

"You butt dialed me 187 times in less that an hour, dad."

"I'm still worried about not finding the end of your finger."

Fall Rocks/Deer Crossing

"Well... the good news is we've dealt with your ingrowing toenail..!"

Yeah, well, hindsight is 20/0.

'Oh, those are just for show. We don't have electricity.'

'Oh, no -- not again!'

Hospital ER. My CD player malfunctioned! And now there's a song stuck in his head!

Musician sneezes and blows away musical notes.

'Oops sorry, but it is such a big target'

'Maybe you should let the wine you packed go to waste. That's the bag with our laundry.'

'Your luggage was accidentally sent to Singapore, sir, and you're being tried in absentia there for smuggling after-shave lotion.'

IRS: 'I haven't filed because my computer's been down since 2007!'

'Sarge - I think I've thrown my mobile!'

"You need to get out here – we just had another texting-while-walking mishap."

...No time to call his wife, tell her he loved her. Or ask about the brake fluid stain on her blouse.

Surrounded by iPhone users, Harold finds himself unable to answer his unfashionable cellphone.

'Maybe you shouldn't use a phone during a demolition derby.'

This end up - You idiot.

'Was that you who screamed?' - 'No, the dentist.'

'Wife's having a makeover...daughter's having a sleepover...Firm's having a takeover. I have a hangover...and you?'

"We were having a lovely holiday til Gordon accidently wandered onto the nudist beach"

'Please hold on while the train arrives at concourse D...'

"Mensa group? I thought this was the menses group. That's just great. You people, don't talk to me!"