Clumsy Mishap Appreciator Pillows

Quasimodo Drops a Clanger

Glass and Porcelain Store: Elephants must remain outside.

"Yes, it's a sports related injury. He dropped his bowling ball."

"Put it on my tab."

"Whoops - the server's gone down again!"

"You butt dialed me 187 times in less that an hour, dad."

'The mind-body problem is best expressed in the formulation...OOf!'

'Not only the first wheel, the first road accident as well!'

"I'm here because I keep bumping into old friends. Like, literally bumping into them."

"Nice going, Einstein."

Man reading letter, 'You may already be a winner' about to step on rake.

"Oh my God Ruth, it's that bull again!"

Clown Airbags.

Cat in bandages and on a crutch.

'When I asked for a bottle of house red...'

A little green monster

'Do you still wonder why you were passed over for accounting research manager?'

Ballerina kicking another dancer in the face.

Vern left his weed on the couch again. Bad for Vern. Good for Scooter.

'You know, this is the second bottle of this I've opened, and I still have no idea what it tastes like.'

'What happened?!? That idiot cartoonist spilled coffee all over me, that's what!' (cartoon about cartooning)

Quick-sand

"Gesundheit!"

'Little help here?'

'Darn it, Marvin! Can't you do anything right?'

'To be honest, I'm surprised you employed me!'

"It's pulling to the left."

Servant who has broken her mistress' new milk jug

'Be reasonable, Daphne - It's the only thing I've broken during the whole course of our marriage!'

Sorry, not sorry.

"Maybe it would be best if you waited out here."

"Man...it's totally hard to look cool without a car."

This was one time Joe regretted being an expert at bird song.

Man hitting himself in the head with a hammer.

'What do you mean you had a little fender-bender this afternoon with the sleigh?!'