Clumsy Mishap Appreciator Prints

Quasimodo Drops a Clanger

Glass and Porcelain Store: Elephants must remain outside.

"Yes, it's a sports related injury. He dropped his bowling ball."

"Put it on my tab."

"Whoops - the server's gone down again!"

'The mind-body problem is best expressed in the formulation...OOf!'

'Not only the first wheel, the first road accident as well!'

"You butt dialed me 187 times in less that an hour, dad."

"I'm here because I keep bumping into old friends. Like, literally bumping into them."

"Nice going, Einstein."

Man reading letter, 'You may already be a winner' about to step on rake.

"Oh my God Ruth, it's that bull again!"

Clown Airbags.

'Do you still wonder why you were passed over for accounting research manager?'

'When I asked for a bottle of house red...'

Cat in bandages and on a crutch.

A little green monster

Ballerina kicking another dancer in the face.

Vern left his weed on the couch again. Bad for Vern. Good for Scooter.

'You know, this is the second bottle of this I've opened, and I still have no idea what it tastes like.'

'What happened?!? That idiot cartoonist spilled coffee all over me, that's what!' (cartoon about cartooning)

'Little help here?'

"Gesundheit!"

Ricochet

'Darn it, Marvin! Can't you do anything right?'

Quick-sand

'To be honest, I'm surprised you employed me!'

'Be reasonable, Daphne - It's the only thing I've broken during the whole course of our marriage!'

Servant who has broken her mistress' new milk jug

Sorry, not sorry.

"It's pulling to the left."

"Maybe it would be best if you waited out here."

Man hitting himself in the head with a hammer.

"Man...it's totally hard to look cool without a car."

This was one time Joe regretted being an expert at bird song.