Golf Mishap Collector Pillows

Golfing Accident

'I've had some baby sized clubs made.'

"Okay...just this once...but no more practice swings!"

Putt-putt. Drive-Drive. (Two minature golf courses. Golfer at first hits putt. Golfer at second is hit in head by golfball that has been hit as a drive.)

"At first I thought it was just coincidence, then I noticed it corresponded perfectly to your shift."

Hole in forty-seven.

"How long is this hole!! 540 metres!! I'll need a car to drive that far!!"

"No you idiot! I said to get a brain, not bran cereal!"

'Actually, I was hoping for oversized with a graphite shaft'

"I understand you were involved in a golf mishap this morning!"

Golf

'Don't leave me, Mary! You know my whole world revolves around you!'

Car crashed into warning sign

"My handicap? The water, trees, windows, sand...."

TOLD YOU TO TAKE LESSONS FROM GOLF PRO

'Tell me the truth,Rodney - you've moved the hole haven't you!'

"Oh, Oh, it looks like they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane three."

'I did it at the skill centre'

On this Day in 1959 Life suddenly gave lemons to Bob Muscovitch, a Detroit engineer. Sadly, Bob did not have a chance to make lemonade.

Driving School

This club is for members only

Cricketer battered after facing an over from a fast bowler.

Watch your language.

Golf Club Yard Sale

Rory McIlroy

“It’s my only vice.”

'I went to give a high five - missed the other guy's hand - and hit the rim of the dugout.'

Today will start off with an interesting twist.

Excess Baggage: Some travelers collect truly unique souvenirs.

Bah Humbug!

Fred was mortified to discover his web cam was broadcasting to his new boss while he was seeing what he might look like after plastic surgery.

Golf Cart Punctures

"I didn't know that entering this country required a visa. I only brought cash."

Ooops!

'New balls please.'