Travel Mishap Collector Pillows

"Note to self: Do not flush train toilets while still sitting on the seat."

'My wife is going to kill me. All her shopping coupons are in that lost luggage.'

"You said getting to the air B&B would be quick, I didn't think you meant this quick!"

Scenes from a Vacation

Animal immigration

"At first I thought it was just coincidence, then I noticed it corresponded perfectly to your shift."

'No we are not there yet, we're just leaving our drive!'

'So we lost your luggage -- You still have your health, don't you?'

"No you idiot! I said to get a brain, not bran cereal!"

Seagulls landing

Tourists

"Frankly, I've about had it with air travel."

'I went with a tour group to Europe, and they dumped me in Spain.'

Man is mugged in the snow and then mugged again by the same person when on holiday.

"Awesome, yes - but what's the point? I mean, aside from the travel reward points."

Car crashed into warning sign

'Hey, Pam, what do you think? I get extra air miles for using my own transportation!'

"So that's what this is all about? Frequent Flyer Miles?"

"My flight’s been delayed for the third time—whom do I punch in the face for that?"

'Oh, those are just for show. We don't have electricity.'

'I did it at the skill centre'

Ten years! I told you not to ask if he had photos from his odyssey. Cyclops again … Cyclops again … oh, those are the Sirens …

We apologise for the mix-up! Normal service will resume soon!

"I just barely managed to escape from a tribe of mad cannibals!"

'That's typical - they're not our suitcases!'

'You're excited about winning a traveling toothbrush kit in a sweepstakes after spending $300 on postage and entering 1,500 contests?'

On this Day in 1959 Life suddenly gave lemons to Bob Muscovitch, a Detroit engineer. Sadly, Bob did not have a chance to make lemonade.

'About this trip to the Amazon jungle...I want my money back!'

American man on holiday

"Flight or fight!"

Excess Baggage: Welcome to Frequent Flyer Hell

Airline luggage return: 'Next time, send my luggage to Paris, Texas, and me, to Paris France'

'Maybe you should let the wine you packed go to waste. That's the bag with our laundry.'

"...we didn't lose your luggage, we forgot to load it."

No, that's a tourist - I only eat locally grown.