Lover Of Travel Mishaps Pillows

'That's typical - they're not our suitcases!'

Mulching Vacuum Cleaner

'My wife is going to kill me. All her shopping coupons are in that lost luggage.'

Injured backpacker.

"You said getting to the air B&B would be quick, I didn't think you meant this quick!"

First aid departments

'I know just how you feel.'

'While I'm here, Doctor . . .'

'Quick! Contact my doctor!'

"If it's any consolation, the video went viral."

'I don't like to question your map reading dear, but could you have another look at the last left turn?'

'So we lost your luggage -- You still have your health, don't you?'

Travel Law #135: Those with window seats are the last to arrive.' People climb over other passengers on an airplane.

"Frankly, I've about had it with air travel."

Going on Holiday with Kids

Seagulls landing

"Either throw it back or try to catch another one."

'I went with a tour group to Europe, and they dumped me in Spain.'

"I mistakenly stood in the doorway when kids sunday school released."

"My flight’s been delayed for the third time—whom do I punch in the face for that?"

"Han stuffed himself with Kessel's fried Bantha tacos and now he's got the Kessel runs."

Man is mugged in the snow and then mugged again by the same person when on holiday.

Water Ski Accident

Fall Rocks/Deer Crossing

Mulligan's first mulligan.

"With our lives it's all abut the journey. With our luggage, it's definitely about the destination."

'Sidney's such a klutz. He broke his leg in three places -- Boston, Akron and Salt Lake City.'

'Oh, those are just for show. We don't have electricity.'

'Another one of your screw-ups! You were supposed to get us a rental car!'

'About this trip to the Amazon jungle...I want my money back!'

Embarrassed man finds a skimpy dress in his suitcase.

'He does it every year - we call it his winter break.'

"Flight or fight!"

'You wrecked ANOTHER snowmobile?'