Travel Mishap Storytellers Pillows

'What zip code are we in now?'

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

Cash Machines From Across the Land

'You want a quick read? How about this one: 'Memoirs of an Amnesic'?'

"Could you tell me how to get to cedar grove, New Jersey? I want to see where my grandfather was born."

'My wife is going to kill me. All her shopping coupons are in that lost luggage.'

"And so another trip comes to an end...with family brought closer together by a shared experience."

Injured backpacker.

Airplane food

'I wonder how the economy is doing.'

'Mom! Do they have traffic lights and stop signs in the sky?'

"You said getting to the air B&B would be quick, I didn't think you meant this quick!"

"It's a narrative I didn't intend."

"During our vacation my wife and I went to Paris while our suitcases went to Rome and Athens."

"This next song is about a trip to Vermont. It's called 'This is the whitest state I've ever seen—wow!'"

'My husband, Bill, works at the airport - I still haven't opened my birthday presents from three years ago.'

The aviation experts come out to play

"At least she got it to squeak when she tripped over it."

"Excuse me... I think you're in my seat."

'So we lost your luggage -- You still have your health, don't you?'

'I don't like to question your map reading dear, but could you have another look at the last left turn?'

"Flight time is approximately 3 seconds and - I won't lie to you folks - it's a bit choppy up there."

"Who wants to go first?"

'...so then I said 'your camera is stealing my soul' and he said 'I'm so sorry - how can I possibly repay you?''

Monster Souvenir

"Back at work and ready to go-get-'em after a two-week vacation at O'Hare."

"Excuse me, I just need to raise my arms and expose my bare stomach within about three-quarters of an inch from your face."

'You don't look like your passport photo.'

Caravan and Humpback Bridge

Man on desert island under expired parking meter, meter maid in boat approaches.

'Rumour has it - he upset a 'Witch - doctor' while on holiday in Africa!'

"Frankly, I've about had it with air travel."

Traveling abroad from Cuba...