Travel Mishap Storytellers Gifts

"Cancel the trip. The cook didn't get a visa."

'What zip code are we in now?'

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

Cash Machines From Across the Land

'My wife is going to kill me. All her shopping coupons are in that lost luggage.'

'You want a quick read? How about this one: 'Memoirs of an Amnesic'?'

"Could you tell me how to get to cedar grove, New Jersey? I want to see where my grandfather was born."

Injured backpacker.

"And so another trip comes to an end...with family brought closer together by a shared experience."

Airplane food

'I wonder how the economy is doing.'

"You said getting to the air B&B would be quick, I didn't think you meant this quick!"

'Mom! Do they have traffic lights and stop signs in the sky?'

"It's a narrative I didn't intend."

Face it, Bob, we're lost. Welcome to Faceitbobwe'relost pop. 2.

"During our vacation my wife and I went to Paris while our suitcases went to Rome and Athens."

'How the heck could we lose a $14,000 pacemaker?!'

"This next song is about a trip to Vermont. It's called 'This is the whitest state I've ever seen—wow!'"

'My husband, Bill, works at the airport - I still haven't opened my birthday presents from three years ago.'

"Excuse me... I think you're in my seat."

'So we lost your luggage -- You still have your health, don't you?'

'I don't like to question your map reading dear, but could you have another look at the last left turn?'

"At least she got it to squeak when she tripped over it."

"Flight time is approximately 3 seconds and - I won't lie to you folks - it's a bit choppy up there."

"Who wants to go first?"

The aviation experts come out to play

Monster Souvenir

'...so then I said 'your camera is stealing my soul' and he said 'I'm so sorry - how can I possibly repay you?''

Pussycat says to Owl: 'This is rubbish, can we PLEASE do Ibiza next year?'

Traveling abroad from Cuba...

"Frankly, I've about had it with air travel."

'You don't look like your passport photo.'

Caravan and Humpback Bridge

'Rumour has it - he upset a 'Witch - doctor' while on holiday in Africa!'

"Excuse me, I just need to raise my arms and expose my bare stomach within about three-quarters of an inch from your face."