Collecting Travel Mishap Stories Gifts

Seagulls landing

'My wife is going to kill me. All her shopping coupons are in that lost luggage.'

Injured backpacker.

"You said getting to the air B&B would be quick, I didn't think you meant this quick!"

"Cancel the trip. The cook didn't get a visa."

"You finished with your peanuts?"

Animal immigration

'I don't like to question your map reading dear, but could you have another look at the last left turn?'

'So we lost your luggage -- You still have your health, don't you?'

'No we are not there yet, we're just leaving our drive!'

"Back at work and ready to go-get-'em after a two-week vacation at O'Hare."

"The kitchen sink. . . actually I DID pack it, it's the one over there on the left."

'I went with a tour group to Europe, and they dumped me in Spain.'

What brings you to Canada? None of your beeswax. Border. Business, pleasure, asylum or melodrama? Huh? Our newest category. Donald Trump eats kittens! Ashton Kutcher. Melodrama, next!

"Frankly, I've about had it with air travel."

"My flight’s been delayed for the third time—whom do I punch in the face for that?"

"Han stuffed himself with Kessel's fried Bantha tacos and now he's got the Kessel runs."

"Yeah, I found a pizza shop that delivers."

Man is mugged in the snow and then mugged again by the same person when on holiday.

"With our lives it's all abut the journey. With our luggage, it's definitely about the destination."

'Oh, those are just for show. We don't have electricity.'

'Another one of your screw-ups! You were supposed to get us a rental car!'

'The good news is the airline was trying to skimp on fuel, and no terrorists were involved.'t

'That's typical - they're not our suitcases!'

'About this trip to the Amazon jungle...I want my money back!'

We apologise for the mix-up! Normal service will resume soon!

This definitely qualifies as a holiday from hell.

Embarrassed man finds a skimpy dress in his suitcase.

On this Day in 1959 Life suddenly gave lemons to Bob Muscovitch, a Detroit engineer. Sadly, Bob did not have a chance to make lemonade.

I'm sorry, sir, the body scanner doesn't work at the moment. Would you please undress and lie down here?'

'I'm afraid its a classic case of seaside blowback.'

"I just barely managed to escape from a tribe of mad cannibals!"

American man on holiday

'Hey mister, you can't smoke in here.'

"Sorry Ma'ma, but I got caught inside a car for a few hours. I just managed to escape when they opened the window: Where am I?"