Funny Travel Mishap Gifts

The Grim Reaper is standing at the airport baggage claim waiting to pick up his scythe case from the luggage conveyor.

'My wife is going to kill me. All her shopping coupons are in that lost luggage.'

Injured backpacker.

"You said getting to the air B&B would be quick, I didn't think you meant this quick!"

"Cancel the trip. The cook didn't get a visa."

'I don't like to question your map reading dear, but could you have another look at the last left turn?'

'So we lost your luggage -- You still have your health, don't you?'

"I'm sorry, but I assumed it was a fancy dress costume..."

Left and Right: Please be consistent.

'How did our ‘Get Away From It All' vacation turn into a ‘Take Most Of It With You' long weekend?'

'Rurgh!!' - 'Burp!' - 'Form an orderly queue, ladies!'

'I went with a tour group to Europe, and they dumped me in Spain.'

"Frankly, I've about had it with air travel."

"The kitchen sink. . . actually I DID pack it, it's the one over there on the left."

Seagulls landing

"But Darling you always wanted to swim with dolphins"

"Yeah, I found a pizza shop that delivers."

"My flight’s been delayed for the third time—whom do I punch in the face for that?"

"Han stuffed himself with Kessel's fried Bantha tacos and now he's got the Kessel runs."

Man is mugged in the snow and then mugged again by the same person when on holiday.

'Another one of your screw-ups! You were supposed to get us a rental car!'

'The good news is the airline was trying to skimp on fuel, and no terrorists were involved.'t

'Oh, those are just for show. We don't have electricity.'

I'm sorry, sir, the body scanner doesn't work at the moment. Would you please undress and lie down here?'

'That's typical - they're not our suitcases!'

'I'm afraid its a classic case of seaside blowback.'

Mt Rushmore south side viewing platform

'About this trip to the Amazon jungle...I want my money back!'

"Last week, my husband waded into the cords behind our TV to untangle them, and I haven't seen him since."

"Flight or fight!"

Airline luggage return: 'Next time, send my luggage to Paris, Texas, and me, to Paris France'

'Is this business class?'

'Woah! I must have gotten on the wrong bus.'

'Maybe you should let the wine you packed go to waste. That's the bag with our laundry.'

'So we lost your luggage -- You still have your health, don't you?'