Business Travel Mishap Gifts

'Is this business class?'

The World's Easiest Airport

"This bag is carry-on, and this one is kick-drop-throw-and-pile-on."

'My wife is going to kill me. All her shopping coupons are in that lost luggage.'

"I love these off-site business meetings."

"I'm afraid there'll be an excess baggage charge on your Filofax."

'You're off the plane, Hal. Put the laptop on your desk.'

"You shouldn't have stopped to go to the bathroom, sir - you were late claiming your luggage, so we raffled it off."

'I feel like my ears are about to pop.'

"Expense account or regular?"

Airport

'Hanson - committee of four.'

"Now boarding group 50 and up."

Technological Dependence.

'He must be going economy!'

"Seriously, do you expect us to believe you put on 143 feet a day in business travel?"

Airport Bored Rooms

Gates A-B Taking Care of Business, C-D Funny Business, E-F Do Your Business.

"You said getting to the air B&B would be quick, I didn't think you meant this quick!"

'Business or pleasure?'

Business-Class.

"We are now boarding priority travellers. Please be ready to present an air of entitlement."

'Your luggage went to Bosnia-Herzegovina, sir, and I'm afraid they're holding it for ransom.'

'As a matter-of-fact I didn't pack my own bags...Well,well, well...Speak of the devil!'

A businessman waits for an elevator; on his briefcase are two stickers reading "Up" and "Down".

Airport Security. Remove Shoes. What do they call the guy in charge of all this airport security? "The TSAR"!

Don't you worry JB, everything is fine here.

John couldn't help but think that his team had a different perspective on the event than he did...

Airline Mergers.

"Here’s the thermostat. Like all hotel thermostats, it’s just for show."

'Sorry to leave you in the lurch but this trip is important'

Business man with places he's visited on his suitcase and places he's worked for on his chair.

Ticket machine costing an arm and a leg.

"You're advised to check a small bag which you wouldn't mind losing as a sacrifice to the Gods of Lost Luggage."

'I barely have time to flaunt my expense account.'