Business Travel Mishap Prints

'Is this business class?'

"This bag is carry-on, and this one is kick-drop-throw-and-pile-on."

The World's Easiest Airport

"I'm afraid there'll be an excess baggage charge on your Filofax."

"I love these off-site business meetings."

'My wife is going to kill me. All her shopping coupons are in that lost luggage.'

'You're off the plane, Hal. Put the laptop on your desk.'

'I feel like my ears are about to pop.'

"You shouldn't have stopped to go to the bathroom, sir - you were late claiming your luggage, so we raffled it off."

'Hanson - committee of four.'

"Expense account or regular?"

"Now boarding group 50 and up."

Airport

Technological Dependence.

"Seriously, do you expect us to believe you put on 143 feet a day in business travel?"

'He must be going economy!'

Airport Bored Rooms

"You said getting to the air B&B would be quick, I didn't think you meant this quick!"

Gates A-B Taking Care of Business, C-D Funny Business, E-F Do Your Business.

'As a matter-of-fact I didn't pack my own bags...Well,well, well...Speak of the devil!'

Don't you worry JB, everything is fine here.

'Your luggage went to Bosnia-Herzegovina, sir, and I'm afraid they're holding it for ransom.'

'Business or pleasure?'

A businessman waits for an elevator; on his briefcase are two stickers reading "Up" and "Down".

"We are now boarding priority travellers. Please be ready to present an air of entitlement."

Business-Class.

John couldn't help but think that his team had a different perspective on the event than he did...

Airline Mergers.

Business man with places he's visited on his suitcase and places he's worked for on his chair.

Ticket machine costing an arm and a leg.

"Here’s the thermostat. Like all hotel thermostats, it’s just for show."

'Sorry to leave you in the lurch but this trip is important'

"You're advised to check a small bag which you wouldn't mind losing as a sacrifice to the Gods of Lost Luggage."

'I barely have time to flaunt my expense account.'

"Business trip, eh? Gee, that's too bad."