Funny Travel Mishap T-Shirts

The Grim Reaper is standing at the airport baggage claim waiting to pick up his scythe case from the luggage conveyor.

'My wife is going to kill me. All her shopping coupons are in that lost luggage.'

Injured backpacker.

"You said getting to the air B&B would be quick, I didn't think you meant this quick!"

'So we lost your luggage -- You still have your health, don't you?'

"I'm sorry, but I assumed it was a fancy dress costume..."

'I don't like to question your map reading dear, but could you have another look at the last left turn?'

Left and Right: Please be consistent.

'How did our ‘Get Away From It All' vacation turn into a ‘Take Most Of It With You' long weekend?'

'Rurgh!!' - 'Burp!' - 'Form an orderly queue, ladies!'

'I went with a tour group to Europe, and they dumped me in Spain.'

Seagulls landing

"Frankly, I've about had it with air travel."

"The kitchen sink. . . actually I DID pack it, it's the one over there on the left."

"But Darling you always wanted to swim with dolphins"

"My flight’s been delayed for the third time—whom do I punch in the face for that?"

Man is mugged in the snow and then mugged again by the same person when on holiday.

"Yeah, I found a pizza shop that delivers."

"Han stuffed himself with Kessel's fried Bantha tacos and now he's got the Kessel runs."

'Another one of your screw-ups! You were supposed to get us a rental car!'

'The good news is the airline was trying to skimp on fuel, and no terrorists were involved.'t

'Oh, those are just for show. We don't have electricity.'

'I'm afraid its a classic case of seaside blowback.'

I'm sorry, sir, the body scanner doesn't work at the moment. Would you please undress and lie down here?'

Mt Rushmore south side viewing platform

'That's typical - they're not our suitcases!'

'About this trip to the Amazon jungle...I want my money back!'

'Maybe you should let the wine you packed go to waste. That's the bag with our laundry.'

'Hey mister, you can't smoke in here.'

'So we lost your luggage -- You still have your health, don't you?'

'Woah! I must have gotten on the wrong bus.'

"Flight or fight!"

'Is this business class?'

Airline luggage return: 'Next time, send my luggage to Paris, Texas, and me, to Paris France'