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Seagulls landing

'My wife is going to kill me. All her shopping coupons are in that lost luggage.'

Injured backpacker.

"You said getting to the air B&B would be quick, I didn't think you meant this quick!"

"You finished with your peanuts?"

'I don't like to question your map reading dear, but could you have another look at the last left turn?'

'So we lost your luggage -- You still have your health, don't you?'

'No we are not there yet, we're just leaving our drive!'

"Back at work and ready to go-get-'em after a two-week vacation at O'Hare."

'I went with a tour group to Europe, and they dumped me in Spain.'

"The kitchen sink. . . actually I DID pack it, it's the one over there on the left."

"Frankly, I've about had it with air travel."

"Yeah, I found a pizza shop that delivers."

"My flight’s been delayed for the third time—whom do I punch in the face for that?"

"Han stuffed himself with Kessel's fried Bantha tacos and now he's got the Kessel runs."

Man is mugged in the snow and then mugged again by the same person when on holiday.

"With our lives it's all abut the journey. With our luggage, it's definitely about the destination."

'Another one of your screw-ups! You were supposed to get us a rental car!'

'Oh, those are just for show. We don't have electricity.'

'The good news is the airline was trying to skimp on fuel, and no terrorists were involved.'t

'I'm afraid its a classic case of seaside blowback.'

This definitely qualifies as a holiday from hell.

'About this trip to the Amazon jungle...I want my money back!'

I'm sorry, sir, the body scanner doesn't work at the moment. Would you please undress and lie down here?'

Embarrassed man finds a skimpy dress in his suitcase.

We apologise for the mix-up! Normal service will resume soon!

"I just barely managed to escape from a tribe of mad cannibals!"

'That's typical - they're not our suitcases!'

On this Day in 1959 Life suddenly gave lemons to Bob Muscovitch, a Detroit engineer. Sadly, Bob did not have a chance to make lemonade.

American man on holiday

"Sorry Ma'ma, but I got caught inside a car for a few hours. I just managed to escape when they opened the window: Where am I?"

'Maybe you should let the wine you packed go to waste. That's the bag with our laundry.'

'Hey mister, you can't smoke in here.'